ALL NEW	Software is not compatible with previous versions.
ADVANCED DESIGN	Upper management doesn't understand it.
BREAKTHROUGH	It finally booted on the first try.
NEW	Different colors from previous version.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY	Developed on a shoe string budget.
EXCLUSIVE	We're the only ones who have the documentation.
FIELD TESTED	Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION	All parameters are hard-coded.
FUTURISTIC	It will only run on the next generation supercomputer.
HIGH ACCURACY	All the directories compare.
IT'S HERE AT LAST	Released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.
MAINTENANCE FREE	Impossible to fix.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS	It compiles without errors.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN	Works through beta test.
REVOLUTIONARY	Disk drives go round and round.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED	We'll send you another copy if it fails.
STOCK ITEM	We shipped it once before and we can do it again.
UNMATCHED	Almost as good as the competition.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE	Nothing ever ran this slow before.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT	Finally got one to work.